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A chance to visit a place probably/hopefully unique in the whole universe.
Englesos itches to introduce you to a land where you can........
Laze on sandy beaches whilst the thermometer tops 40oC
Buy 12 year old brandy for £3 a liter bottle!!
See where the Goddess of Love was born of sea foam in the polite version of the legend!!
Dance like a total horse's arse (with two left hooves) & get applauded afterwards!!
Lend your 16 year - old son your Porsche 922 to go to a nightclub & not be called a negligent whacko!!
Be a chain-smoking diabetic after a failed cardiac bypass with a blood cholesterol twice higher than Elvis' at the post-mortem & not be considered a total moron!!
Even better have the ultimate opportunity to explore all that you have discovered reading the breathtakingly cool GREEK CYPRIOT LEXICON!!
SEXIER THAN ALBERT EINSTIEN!!
MORE INTELLECTUAL THAN PAMELA ANDERSON!!
HARDER HITTING THAN CRUISE WHEN IT GETS LUCKY!!
PACKED WITH EXCLAMATION MARKS!!
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