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A chance to visit a place probably/hopefully unique in the whole universe.
 Englesos itches to introduce you to a land where you can........
Laze on sandy beaches whilst the thermometer tops 40oC
Buy 12 year old brandy for £3 a liter bottle!!
See where the Goddess of Love was born of sea foam in the polite version of the legend!!
Dance like a total horse's arse (with two left hooves) & get applauded afterwards!!
Lend your 16 year - old son your Porsche 922 to go to a nightclub & not be called a negligent whacko!!
Be a chain-smoking diabetic after a failed cardiac bypass with a blood cholesterol twice higher than Elvis' at the post-mortem & not be considered a total moron!!
Even better have the ultimate opportunity to explore all that you have discovered reading the breathtakingly cool GREEK CYPRIOT LEXICON!!
SEXIER THAN ALBERT EINSTIEN!!
MORE INTELLECTUAL THAN PAMELA ANDERSON!!
HARDER HITTING THAN CRUISE WHEN IT GETS LUCKY!!
PACKED WITH EXCLAMATION MARKS!!
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The Facts of an Alternative Life
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Maybe We Should Talk......
Language is probably one of the most effective barriers to communication ever devised by mankind.
Doubtless is was not meant to be this way - but we do all tend to say one thing, mean another and probably express a third.
One occasionally wonders if the story of the tower of Babel is less parable and more plain, unvarnished truth. If it is parable, then that is probably because God already knew that scrambling man's ability to communicate verbally with his fellow person was almost as necessary as reminding us to breathe.
We do that on our own as well.
The GCL is an exploration of this concept as it happens in real life* on the small and sunny island of Cyprus. Enjoy, feel free to agree/disagree/be confused/fall asleep/finally discover the meaning of life or anything else that seems appropriate to you.
Just enjoy :-)
*Whatever that is.
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