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"Up until then, however, throwing a brick in any direction anywhere in Nicosia will hit at least five fachimeni (pl.), but as long as you can convince them the brick was hand crafted by Atelier Georgio Armani © & how in Milano they are all doing it, even Sylvester Stallone, they will readily forgive you. " --Englesos


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The Final Word in Cyprospeak.

A chance to visit a place probably/hopefully unique in the whole universe.



Cyprus answer to Reginald BosanquetEnglesos itches to introduce you to a land where you can........

Laze on sandy beaches whilst the thermometer tops 40oC

Buy 12 year old brandy for £3 a liter bottle!!

See where the Goddess of Love was born of sea foam in the polite version of the legend!!

Dance like a total horse's arse (with two left hooves) & get applauded afterwards!!

Lend your 16 year - old son your Porsche 922 to go to a nightclub & not be called a negligent whacko!!

Be a chain-smoking diabetic after a failed cardiac bypass with a blood cholesterol twice higher than Elvis' at the post-mortem & not be considered a total moron!!

Even better have the ultimate opportunity to explore all that you have discovered reading the breathtakingly cool GREEK CYPRIOT LEXICON!!



SEXIER THAN ALBERT EINSTIEN!!

MORE INTELLECTUAL THAN BRITNEY SPEARS!!

HARDER HITTING THAN CRUISE IF AND WHEN IT GETS LUCKY!!

PACKED WITH EXCLAMATION MARKS!!





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The Facts of an Alternative Life

Maybe We Should Talk......

Language is probably one of the most effective barriers to communication ever devised by mankind. Doubtless is was not meant to be this way - but we do all tend to say one thing, mean another and probably express a third.
One occasionally wonders if the story of the tower of Babel is less parable and more an actual event.
If it is parable, then that is probably because God did not need to go to the trouble of all that confusion and falling masonry. Probably he already knew that scrambling man's ability to communicate verbally with his fellow person was almost as necessary as reminding us to breathe. We do that on our own as well.
If the story is true, then clearly when the Almighty does something - it stays done.

The GCL is an exploration of this concept as it happens in real life* on the small and sunny island of Cyprus. Enjoy, feel free to agree/disagree/be confused/fall asleep/finally discover the meaning of life or anything else that seems appropriate to you.
Just enjoy :-)

*Whatever that is.



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