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"Tourists are frequently encouraged to hire these death traps (usually group 1 type as above) allegedly for reasons of economy. The temptation should be resisted as the economy they are referring to is the local economy which they are attempting to improve by the employment of local private ambulances, clinics funeral parlours & freight services by exploiting the individual tourists health insurance as a copious source of foreign currency. " --Englesos


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The Final Word in Cyprospeak.

A chance to visit a place probably/hopefully unique in the whole universe.



Cyprus answer to Reginald BosanquetEnglesos itches to introduce you to a land where you can........

Laze on sandy beaches whilst the thermometer tops 40oC

Buy 12 year old brandy for £3 a liter bottle!!

See where the Goddess of Love was born of sea foam in the polite version of the legend!!

Dance like a total horse's arse (with two left hooves) & get applauded afterwards!!

Lend your 16 year - old son your Porsche 922 to go to a nightclub & not be called a negligent whacko!!

Be a chain-smoking diabetic after a failed cardiac bypass with a blood cholesterol twice higher than Elvis' at the post-mortem & not be considered a total moron!!

Even better have the ultimate opportunity to explore all that you have discovered reading the breathtakingly cool GREEK CYPRIOT LEXICON!!



SEXIER THAN ALBERT EINSTIEN!!

MORE INTELLECTUAL THAN BRITNEY SPEARS!!

HARDER HITTING THAN A CRUISE MISSILE (IF AND WHEN IT GETS LUCKY)!!

PACKED WITH EXCLAMATION MARKS!!





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The Facts of an Alternative Life

Maybe We Should Talk......

Language is probably one of the most effective barriers to communication ever devised by mankind. Doubtless is was not meant to be this way - but we do all tend to say one thing, mean another and probably express a third. Sometimes a person is hard put to understand for which of the three he is being yelled at.

Certainly one occasionally wonders if the story of the tower of Babel is less of a parable and more an actual event.
If it is parable, then that is probably because God did not need to go to the trouble of all that confusion, noise and falling masonry since he already knew that scrambling man's ability to communicate verbally with his fellow person was almost as necessary as reminding us to breathe.
We do that on our own as well.
If the story is true, then clearly when the Almighty does something - he doesn't mess around and it stays done.

The GCL is an exploration of this concept as it happens in real life* on the small and sunny island of Cyprus. Enjoy, feel free to agree/disagree/be confused/fall asleep/finally discover the meaning of life or anything else that seems appropriate to you. You can even have a stab at contributing if you like.

In any event - enjoy :-)

*Whatever that is.



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