Englesos itches to introduce you to a land where you can........

Laze on sandy beaches whilst the thermometer tops 40oC

Buy 12 year old brandy for £3 a liter bottle!!

See where the Goddess of Love was born of sea foam in the polite version of the legend!!

Dance like a total horse's arse (with two left hooves) & get applauded afterwards!!

Lend your 16 year - old son your Porsche 922 to go to a nightclub & not be called a negligent whacko!!

Be a chain-smoking diabetic after a failed cardiac bypass with a blood cholesterol twice higher than Elvis' at the post-mortem & not be considered a total moron!!

Even better have the ultimate opportunity to explore all that you have discovered reading the breathtakingly cool GREEK CYPRIOT LEXICON!!